The Last Ticket
During a busy holiday weekend, a woman who was eight months pregnant went to the railway station to return home to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came, there was only one ticket left. Taking pity on a very old lady behind her in line, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which arrived with a small error: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
Chemistry Class
One day, the chemistry teacher asked his students, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Silly Suzie immediately raised her hand. "Yes, Suzie, what's the answer?", the teacher asked. Suzie answered proudly, "The chemical formula for water is 'HIJKLMNO'!" Her teacher looked perplexed. He asked, "What are you talking about?" Suzie replied, "Yesterday you said the formula for water is H to O!"
A Big Decision
A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'
His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'
'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'
'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'
'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.'
21 comments:
Chemistry class
That student is silly
My chemistry teacher say to us formula for water is H to O but I understand very well the formula for water is H 2O
The last ticket
That telephone has a bad line.
It is very funny a woman gave birth to an old lady. I think when that man hear his woman gave birth an old lady very perplex
mahdieh
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after laughing it's time to get married with our grandfathers!
if his grandma is agree with him they can get marry to each other and be happy forever!!!(zan razi mard razi goore pedare narazi)
hello
it's very good miss nikui
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbabye
Hi my teacher.I am Arezoo.I give comment for 1st jokes.I think she must be more careful untile she understands what she means the best.byebye
Hello, Mrs. Nikui
I should say about second joke:
Beside, we have such words in language Farsi, too. It means we read these words alike but they differ in to write and to mean. So we should pay attention when hear them until we can tell.
Some people use the quality and make nice jokes. As your joke and this joke:
Teacher: what happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
Student: Nothing, only 24 letters are left!
hi
haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
very nice
i told these joks in my English class.they laughed alot .
thanks for music.
THE LAST TICKET
Iwant say to the women:one who yourself does not have other ticket and can not sent a telegram, does not bestow gifts to the other.
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Realy suzie was silly.ithink when theaching that lesson the suzie was protected the English alphabet.i pripose to the girle never influenced by situation.
ABIG DECISION
The boy was very foolish and talkative.he was foolish beacause at the age of 6 wanted to get married &he was talkative beacause answered to his father very well about his mother.
hi
how are you my teacher?
Thanks for all beautiful stories.
This story was very funny. This six years old boy is very cutie and quick at repartee.
I like readiness to answer a lot.
Maybe I have these specifications because some body says it to me!!!
Hi teacher.
your stories are very beautiful. where do you found???????????
all of your jokes are good special chemistry class. i think this girl is very silly.
bye.
A big decision : this boy said a good and right speak and I think he is clever and he come in world when he has 6 month .
Chemistry class: this girl has a good idea because she sent his teacher in work.
The last ticket: I do not say any think for this jock because I cannot make a good comment but I think this jock is good and funny .
I think these jocks arenot funny.
please write more funny posts.
for chemistry class
In my opinion this student is the silly student or he doesn’t hear the lesson. This is the funny story for chemistry lesson.
thanks a lot my teacher...
it is my joke:
Peter was eight and half years old, and he went to school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. his mother was in the kichen, and she saw and said to him "Why are you late today, Peter?"
"My teacher was angry and sent me to the headmaster after our lessons" Peter answered.
"To the headmaster?" his mother said. "Why did she send you to him?"
"because she asked a question in the class" Peter said, "and none of the children gave her the answer except me."
His mother was angry. "But why did the teacher send you to the headmaster then? Why did not she send all the other stupid children?" she asked Peter.
"Because her question was, "Who put glue on my chair?" "Peter said.
chemistry class
i think this student in the chemistry class is reading persion book
a big decision
i read your funny story and say for my family and they laughing for this story
a big decision is really funny . :)):)):))):)):)))))))
hi my teacher!
the last ticket is very funny.
there is my jokes in my weblog:
The first 3 years of Marriage.
1.In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!
2.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!
3.In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen!
we send a super cold joke to you to read and laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
azita. paria. sahar
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