Friday, January 19, 2007

Three Rooms in Hell انتخاب اتاق های جهنم

A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you want to spend eternity in". The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony. The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains. The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees many people sitting around, up to their waists in garbage, drinking cups of tea. The man decides instantly which room he is going to spend eternity in and chooses the last room. He goes into the third room, picks up his cup of tea and the Devil walks back in saying "Ok, guys, tea break's over, back on your heads!"

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can not tell many things about hell and paradise ,but I tell you my imagination about hell and paradise . When I think about these I think that there are a line of engel in the front and two engel in the back of me and then Ireach a very tall rock that the right of this rock is paradise and in the left is hell and Iam very worry that I will go to paradise or no .I don;t know that I am a good slave for God or no, but I hope that God excuse me

Anonymous said...

That was realy funny. It made me lough. It is intresting to see how people make different jokes in the same category. I heard that French people say more less the same joke about Chirak. Apparently there were two choices for him between Paradis and Hell when he died and one night to decide. 1) they showed him the Paradis and he saw there some nice guys like Dante, Jesus, Mohammed seatting around and talking about philosophy staffs and the ways of how to been good and ....!
2) He met some guys such as Hitler ,.... all around Devil drinking, singing and dancing .
the they after he said I had enough discussions in my life so lets go to the Hell tohave some fun. when they put him in the Hell , he saw every where the fire and peole are burning . He asked: what is wrong! what happend and teh answer was : yesterdat was Sunday and tiem for fun but today is Monday and time for ....

Anonymous said...

I have just heared that hell has seven doors and floors and every one based on his guilts should stay in one of these floors and also I know these floors are not median.Actually they are human's conscience torment & it's because human will be cheated on that day.I've never heared that human has right to choose kind of his torment.I think it's far better that we accept this theory that our deeds specify our fate "Being in hell or Being in paredise"

Anonymous said...

I think we can not choose our place in hell and it depends on our doings in this world.
no body can decide about our place in the hell or paradise except our god that allowed us to be in this world and let us to do every thing that we want with the ability of thinking

Anonymous said...

Devil always deceives people even in hell. we must be strong that we aren't deceived . Hell has more than 3 room , human organize these rooms with their acts. Although we are moslem , and leave these rooms but I hope never organize a room in hell.

Anonymous said...

I think devil can not show to us the rooms of hell .and we cant choose between these rooms that room we want.
Hell is a place to clean and absolve the soul of people. And then go to heaven .but in this story man did not choose the room which can cleanse his soul .he choose the third room to stay in it for ever which is very dirty and full of garbage and without any agony.

Anonymous said...

I think we choose our place in hell ourselves and devill cannot
chenge our place in hell.
We are responsible to our
Active ourselves and we have to use of
All of the time in life, untile we don’t
Deceived of devil. There fore we are
Cause of our bad luck ourselves .
if we have bad choice in life we
will sorry but regret isn't useful.

Anonymous said...

Of course that is a funny joke but nobody knows something about the quality of this kind of life except God and all of these description are not really true because it is material life not physical and these imaginations just let us know that we are responsible for our deeds and everyone will see the result of its thinking , believes and behaviors and so on .

Anonymous said...

It 's the fanny joke so what Ican say about this & many of others subjects!
The man should wait till next break comes !he should bear his punishment It is his fault & he must not do wrong work !
we can draw on this post another kind :the first this man should see his mistakes & compare with ones who are in rooms then go to that room which is right for him.it's the logical recult but It's very uninteresting.

Anonymous said...

Every body will see punishments of his action ,so tribulation is result of our act .
Therefor every body wants to do bad and mistake work and thinking about his tribulation he will never do it,also if he wants to do a good work and thinking about grotuity of his work, he will do it intensive and he will have better life and reachin.
We must repentance for God our bad work untill we reachevolution and Devil is our the biggest enemy.

Anonymous said...

Every body is responsible for him /her actions.Our fate depends on our actions.We never punishe for other,s latitude so we obtain premium for ourselves.

Anonymous said...

God give a good time to us in life & we must to seize opportunity until we don't go to hell because according to the passage hell is a painful place & we see result of our work

Anonymous said...

in myopinion if peoples werw wise do not follow of devail although in world we have a good place but we do not have any good place in eternity and we understand.all the room in hell is very painful

Anonymous said...

I think we can to seek quarter from hell with good's actions and length we can use heaven and room's heaven and we can until end of live, live without anxiety and grief.

Anonymous said...

I think every body that go to hell cant choice her/him room because god decide for us that we should go to which room
Of course we with our acts can build our room in future life.

Anonymous said...

Hell is place for pain and the devil do not just dicive in world he always fools other people every place we should not devil fool us

Anonymous said...

if I was instead that man I did not choose the third room
because there i will think my God forget me and he never
do not return me to heaven.
in the others room God do sth with them until time that
they become a good persons.
I prefer this way.
what a bout you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think sofila or other people who love drowing or other thing can be artist reporter teacher or other business but they should try very mach.

Anonymous said...

if we follow ways of Devail we must spend eternity in hell
so conclude all the rooms in hell is very painful so we must
trying and don’t follow ways of Dvail.

Anonymous said...

we shouldn't believe the appearance of things and we must pay attention to the value of things and after that we can choose the best.immortal pleasures are better than those which go away.

Anonymous said...

hi

we shouldnt decide very fast because perhaps we are wrong.

Anonymous said...

This man is so clever because he used a sentence in two meaning. And he can manage his mind properly. And we are so eager to know that what will you do if you were there?

Anonymous said...

We think that heaven he when isn’t like this, because we think that all the bad things that humans do put them in the bad mood we suffer from thinking about that bad doing and I believe that it is fire of heaven.

Anonymous said...

i wish humans can choose their hell's room but even where has law
and choose hell's room it depends on humans acts in this world

Anonymous said...

we dont think that human should do everythings he like or in the other word, he wont do sins & he should do the order from his God . when he do sins he shouldent want the easy & beautiful things of course he must ashamed of his God & talorate the bad things.

Anonymous said...

there is nothing good in hell and specially when something or somebody similar to devil arouse us there!!!

Anonymous said...

We must learn take a decision very quickly and we don't choose easy way. We must understand choose the best way although that way to be difficult.

Anonymous said...

We get result that every where of hell is dangoures and agony.we should change our way and do good works until we go to paradise.
we hope our place will be in paradise.

Anonymous said...

i haven't opinen . i'm in paradise , becuse i'm a very good student :D & Mrs. Nikui love me very much . I love you too .

Anonymous said...

this story is boring but we learn very fantastic words from this story :
devil
agony
hanging
saba sane / mahsa normehr/ zahra balakhanechi/ zohre haji talebi

Anonymous said...

every one do some thing in this world they have to see the panissment in the hill
shevidy
resa
abdollvahabi

Madihe and Fatemeh said...

Hell is never good.
Even if you are entertain upshot of shebang ever upshot is our relation
Thanks mis Nikui for nice story

shadnaz-hadieh-arezoo said...

we shoudn't belive every thing that see them.we shoudn't always choose the easiest way

Anonymous said...

I think the Grace of God is wider than these stories …. Nargess heidari

Anonymous said...

I think men should look deeply until
decide well such as this man think "i should choose good where" and not pay attention that this is hell and has not good where
if man pay attention that this place is hell perhaps know that in 3room will happen to him

Anonymous said...

I think ht hs real life facts and lies is together and you can not select between them

Anonymous said...

this is real life and you can not select between lies and facts

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